My buddy Bill helped me out with the writing on this strip.
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[[George and John are in the Living Room. John sits on the sofa eating chicken.]]
George: Have we got anything to eat?
John: It's either the Corporal's chicken here, or the hobo foot that's been behind the dumpster for two days.
John: Where are you going?
George: To get that foot.
George: I'm no gourmand, but I do have standards.
George: Have we got anything to eat?
John: It's either the Corporal's chicken here, or the hobo foot that's been behind the dumpster for two days.
John: Where are you going?
George: To get that foot.
George: I'm no gourmand, but I do have standards.

