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For those interested: Portmanteau
pe⋅dan⋅tic
–adjective
1. Ostentatious in one’s learning.
2. Overly concerned with minute details or formalisms, esp. in teaching.
a⋅nus
–noun
The opening at the lower end of the alimentary canal, through which the solid refuse of digestion is excreted.