Zombie Roomie - “Sweep the Leg”

“Sweep the Leg”

“Sweep the Leg”

by John Wigger on January 8, 2010

George is starting his martial arts training… because being a zombie isn’t enough of a killing machine. Sheesh.

Here’s a little more info on the Dim-Mak or “Touch of Death”.

http://mcpierce.multiply.com/ Darryl L. Pierce

Would a zombie martial artist learn the art of Life Touch?

http://www.zombieroomie.com John Wigger

I’m gonna say no.

I don’t know why, I just think they’re all about the killin’ so that’d be against the grain if they could grant life w/ a touch.

Plus, George is pretty sure 1b is biting it in five days.

tmcelmurry

As if John didn’t have enough to worry about, now George with knowledge of the Death Touch. Well now he’ll be able to pick and choose who he wants to have over for dinner a bit easier.

http://www.zombieroomie.com John Wigger

Exactly.

When George masters the martial arts he’ll be THAT much more of a threat!

Or he’ll just poke random annoying people.

http://theunderfold.com bman

Just a point of question: don’t zombies like to kill… by eating? Like, they want to eat people while they’re still alive, not just raw. Maybe I’m looking into this too much…

http://www.zombieroomie.com John Wigger

He’s adding to his arsenal.

George is looking to expand his killing techniques above and beyond the simple grab and bite.

Shortly, we’ll see why. Scores to settle.