Zombie Roomie - Part of a balanced breakfast

Part of a balanced breakfast

Part of a balanced breakfast

by John Wigger on January 22, 2010

I wanted to get back to a comic that was pretty far away from the MMA story so what better to go to than a George eating kids strip.

My sister doesn’t like when I have George eat kids in the strip.

But, for some reason, it’s funnier than eating just random adults.

My buddy Bill did a lot of the heavy lifting for the joke in this strip, so if you like it, think nice thoughts his way.

-John

misfitboy

LMAO!!! I think kids would be more tender! nice work john!!

http://www.zombieroomie.com John Wigger

Thanks.

Monday’s strip is a follow up to this one. Which may be even funnier in a dark and sick way.

It’ll be fun times.

http://agentkaz.deviantart.com AgentKaz

Well, I cracked up. XD And I’m still laughing. Brilliant. I should definitely use that “bitter little tears” thing in conversation.

http://www.zombieroomie.com John Wigger

Yeah, that’s something I can’t take credit for. That was my buddy Bill’s line.

I may not have nudity and unchecked swearing, but, dark and gruesome is bound to pop up from time to time in Zombie Roomie.

http://www.jynksiecomics.com jynksie

OMG!! That is freakin- HILARIOUS!! (5 stars!)

http://www.zombieroomie.com John Wigger

Thanks. I’ve had this strip’s script sitting on my computer for months.

I wanted to get back to dark, funny, and odd after my journey into the mixed martial arts strips.

This and the follow up strip was what the doctor ordered.

Zetsuai

Yay! Bitter little orphan tears are the best!

http://www.zombieroomie.com John Wigger

I’m so glad people are taking this light hearted.

Back when Bill originally sent the script to me I was a little worried that people would be too sensitive about orphans being eaten, let alone being taken and mass produced into cereal.

tmcelmurry

Man gotta love you a box of Orphan O’s in the morning. Orphan O’s, make yous feel like singing like Orphan Annie, but have a nice nutritious balance that gives it a nice Twist, Oliver Twist that is. Orphan O’s are made fresh from Orphans from such places as Bosnia and Rwanda, giving them that international flavor, but yet have the satisfying crunch of the Orphan next door.

http://www.zombieroomie.com John Wigger

Thank you for totally understanding the humor and not associating today’s strip with the recent devastation in Haiti, which I was afraid of.

I wonder what the prize in the box of a box of Orphan O’s would be.

Perfidy

The box is even more perfect than I imagined. It’s inspired.

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I formally eat my hat.

I was wrong when I thought people would take this too seriously and be super offended.

As for the box, yeah, that was my little addition to the strip… I was proud of “Please sir have another bite!”

zombiemaegan

oh great, cant wait for mondays strip.

http://www.zombieroomie.com John Wigger

Are you coming around to George eating kids?

Or was that sarcastic?

Heh.

zombiemaegan

yeah its hard to type tone. totally sarcastic!

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Dern.