Some of you might be wondering how George managed to get away from the Mummy legal system.

Well, it turns out that in 1834 the mummy in question was sold, as firewood, to an Englishman named Jameson Q. Smedley.  George acquired the rights to said firewood in 2009.  He then prepared and devoured his acquisition, but was unaware that he was committing a crime, as there is currently no law prohibiting the consumption of firewood.

See, easy as pie. Well, a gross pie.

This comic on the other hand… it actually comes from a dream where I was stuck in a frog rain. I thought it’d be fun to have a little harmless blasphemy turn into a FROGPOCALYPSE~!