Transcript

Panel 1

John: WHAT THE FU--!
John: WHY IS IT THE CLIMAX OF ‘ENDGAME’ IN THE LIVING ROOM?!
John: HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE YOU BRINGING IN HERE?!

Vlad: Well... let's see.

Francis: Ah, crap...

SFX: BAMF!

Panel 2

Vlad: One.

Panel 3

Vlad (Off panel): Two.

Panel 4

Vlad (Off panel): Three--

Panel 5

John: Is he serious?

Panel 6

Glenda: Of course he is.
Glenda: Did you really think all vampires were counts due to being aristocracy?